May 15, 2010   3 notes

Tipping when you’re poor.

“Hey man, you only left me a $3 tip.”

“So? You’re a bartender, I ordered three rounds of drinks.”

“It was a fifty-five dollar tab.”

“So, you’re calling me out? I tip a dollar per round.”

“Was the service that bad?”

“Was it that good?”

“Asshole.”

“Asshole.”

  1. mikethomson23 said: surprised you remember this part. its funny when $1 per round is accepted and when its not.
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